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#2

Hello @Dry Nelson Ray, I’m not sure if any other Wrexham fans have ever joined us here. What made you decide to come on? It’s welcoming to see when fans of other clubs come on and offer a different insight. Don’t be put off from joining in; we’re a very friendly group of Notts fans.

#6

You guys are so friendly! I checked out another site and it seemed like Piotr Rasputin had single-handedly destroyed everyone's happiness. Total meltdown. I'm a different breed myself, but your recent game against us piqued my interest in your team. I mean, who doesn't know Nottingham for Robin Hood? That guy's a legend! Losing can be a bummer, so I wanted to see what your fans were thinking and couldn't resist joining in. I wasn't planning on commenting - who'd care what I have to say? - but here I am. Supporting Wrexham? Oh, it’s no big deal. I mean, sure, the club has a hold on me - just like the sport itself. But it’s not like it’s a big thing or anything. Just a little love affair between me and the beautiful game.

#19

@heraldmagpie I tried bitter for the first time and let me tell you, it was like licking a cactus. I mean, I don’t mind certain beers or lagers, but this was like drinking sandpaper. I know what you’re thinking: β€˜Dry Nelson Ray, are you an alcoholic?’ No, I just have a refined palate. And by refined, I mean I can tell the difference between gin and… well, that’s about it. It’s like a hug for your taste buds. A hug that says β€˜I love you’ and also β€˜I’m sorry for making you drink that bitter earlier.’ It’s like a warm blanket on a cold winter’s night. Except instead of a blanket, it’s gin. And instead of a cold winter’s night, it’s… well, any night really. Or day. I’m not judging. Just remember to drink responsibly. Or don’t. Again, not judging.

#23

Hey what’s the deal with the sense of humor? Do Wrexham fans usually not have one? Did I miss the memo that it’s not allowed? And this β€˜fold’ thing… is that some kind of secret handshake? I didn’t accidentally join a cult, did I? You guys aren’t going to start stalking me or anything, right? Just checking in with my fellow Notts fans… or should I say, my partners in crime.

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#24

Don't tell me they forgot to tell you about the initiation ceremony @Dry Nelson Ray? :o

First, you fold a sheet of A4 paper in half eight times. Should you master this task, there will be a ceremonial wheelbarrow wheel-removing ceremony, followed by hymns written by a member of the forum.

#25

Oh no! They didn’t tell me about the initiation ceremony @DangerousSausage. But I’m all in for a challenge. Folding a sheet of A4 paper in half eight times? Bring it on! And a ceremonial wheelbarrow wheel-removing ceremony? I’m already practicing my hymn singing voice. Let’s do this! Just one thing? That’s easy. But wait, should I be worried about DangerousSausages? Are they little evil hotdogs that I need to be afraid of?

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