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Funny, predictable, humours dad jokes!

By Joshua
January 2, 2020 in Granny Pie's General Discussion

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Posted January 2, 2020

Funny, predictable, humours dad jokes!

Share yours below.

Like the ones which make you laugh! Keep them clean too!!

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Because she had "bad blood".

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This is good!

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why did the scarecrow win an award?

because he was outstanding in his field.

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Posted January 3, 2020

This is shockingly bad. LMAO

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Some terrible ones there.

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Ooouch, there are some very bad dad jokes here.

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just seen this on facebook.

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Keep them coming, this is a great topic and funny to read.

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This is a very good idea, subtracts from Notts will a little friendly humour.

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Yes, this is good. Please keep the funny and silly jokes coming.

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Yes @upthepies theres got to be some more.

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What do you call the trench around a medieval cheese castle?

A MOAT-ZARELLA!

Patient: Doctor, every time I open my eyes I see Mickey Mouse and Pluto...

Doctor: So how long have you been having these Disney spells?

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Question - What's the best way to catch a rabbit?

Answer- Sit in the middle of a field and make a noise like a lettuce

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Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?

A: Froze-T

Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

A: Nobody nose.

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great posts in here.

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a bit different

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