My mate Dave is a Big Fan of Amateur Dramatics. I suppose it's a case of him wanting the life style and not forgetting the Money of a Film Star. He's pretty sure by now he'd have at least a couple of Oscars on the Shelf in his Front Room. And to ease the Blow of not becoming a Hollywood Icon, he turned his attention to Amateur Dramatics. He joined a Local Group and he's very Good at the Acting Lark. Despite the Amateur Label things within the Group are still run on Professional Lines, all the Actors and Actresses have to audition for their parts, and they Rehearse regularly before their Opening Night, they also have the Local Critic present to watch and Review their work. There as been a few occasions when I've accompanied him to his auditions and I've been roped into helping to move scenery around during a Performance. I've also gone along to some of his auditions.
One time they did a play Tenko about Japanese Prisoners of War. Dave went along, there was him and seven skinny blokes. The Director went up to Dave and said
And who are you supposed to be?
A Japanese Prisoner of War.
But you must be 15 stone said the Director.
Yes I know ,but they only caught me yesterday.
The Drama Group are also into Realism. One time Dave and another bloke Malc were up for the Part of Long John Silver, in the Groups version of Treasure Island. Malc got the part and Dave had to settle for another role. First day of rehearsal Dave noticed Malc wasn't there.
Where's Malc? Dave asked the Director.
He's in Hospital, having his right leg Amputated.
Then the other day I asked him when was the Groups next Production. He said he didn't know because he had been asked to leave.
Why? I asked
It was down to a Stage Direction misunderstanding. We were rehearsing Shakespeare's Hamlet, and I misunderstood the Direction, Enter Ophelia from behind.
The results:
Oxford United 0-1 Portsmouth
Stoke City 3-1 Derby County
Exeter City 4-1 Blackpool
Mansfield Town 1-2 Doncaster Rovers
Gillingham 1-0 Walsall
Oldham Athletic 1-1 Colchester United
Tamworth 1-2 Scunthorpe United
Wealdstone 2-0 Truro City
Here are this round's scores - congrats to @JustLikeJuve and @Robbie for winning this round with 13 points each, with @super_ram just behind on 12 - no mean feat after wasting his joker on Derby!
Overall, @JustLikeJuve leapfrogs @magpiejue to go top, while defending champion @super_ram joints the top three. The blue numbers are last week's positions.
The prediction league doesn't cover these new-fangled cup competitions, so the next round will be this coming Saturday. So expect to see the fixtures in the usual place on Wednesday. Thanks for playing!
I hate this game. 😂
i think i need to start doing them for grannypie again, not for myself 😂